Ben "Macheath" Covi graduated from college in 2003 after six and a half indecisive years. He immediately moved to California to get away from his friends and family, and now lives near the Mexican border in case he ever has to disappear. He has no experience with animation, editing, or direction, save the hours he spent as a child with a broken camcorder he believed to be his only true companion.

Brian "Nynnja" Epley attended Tullar Elementary school. He now holds a degree in Architectural Engineering and spends his days in front of a computer. Mr. Epley once heard about a theatrical performance but pulls most of his inspiration from the board game Monopoly.

Drew "Drewbie" Syring spent his early years avoiding being stampeded by angry milk cows. He now spends his time pretending to know what he's doing while designing miscellaneous handles and widgets. His nights are spent avoiding persecution for breaking outdated prohibition laws while simultaneously practicing for the laid back retirement of a rodeo clown.

Adam "Sheil" Fisk has spent the past several years fumbling in and out of college. Much of his young life was spent laughing at Ben, as Ben thought a camcorder was his only true friend. The extent of Adam's film knowledge is one 8 mm film that he has recorded and been unable to figure out how to develop.

Justin "Desolation" Cotton has spent the majority of his life training for a drinking contest he has yet to enter. He somehow has attained some success in life due to his devout following of Drewbie's how to succeed and self help books. He doesn't have any experience working in movies but people often tell him that he could be on the radio.

Aaron "Equoria" Hoffmann spent seven years in college and is not a doctor. He holds a degree in technical theater but is hardly helpful with anything Oblivious Films creates. In fact he's one of the most highly educated and yet least skilled people on the planet. He enjoys a fine glass of wine and never ... oh look a butterfly!

Katie "Raedwynn" Butitta holds both an undergraduate and a very expensive graduate degree in music and is currently employed as a sales clerk. Ms. Butitta spends her evenings rending her clothes in grief over her loss of direction, and hopes to one day own her very own washer and dryer.

Zack "Gnorlin" Pederson grew up with an intense desire to be a doctor. When that desire could not be reconciled with his extreme dislike of other people, he decided to become a Computer programmer. He spends his days sitting hunched over a keyboard while glaring at people who come near his cube. Everything he knows about acting was learned while playing a snowflake in a 3rd grade Christmas play that inexplicably contained all four Ninja Turtles.

Luke "Liuv" Plamann started life wanting to help people. After determining there was no money in that he went to school to become a computer programmer. Now he spends his days pretending to work and his nights trying to spend his hundreds of dollars. Soon he hopes to get a place of his very own and maybe even a car.